(Source: -pallasathena, via flatbarnacle)
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do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
magic school bus has a lot of fetish material
I’m getting dangerously nostalgic about kids getting jizzed on by fish.
(via samantha-vas-ictomi)
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
(Source: allisonsucks, via mtyrell)
(via samantha-vas-ictomi)
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
it’s bland
taste it
i’ve had enough
shut it down
shut it down.
(via merlinsfuckingbeard)
(via samfordean)
(Source: kerriez, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
